liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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Come for the abs, stay for the story.Chris Pratt (about Guardians of the Galaxy in the yahooentertainment Tumblr live Q&A)

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