kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

mcmahonism:

the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

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joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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