Come for the abs, stay for the story.Chris Pratt (about Guardians of the Galaxy in the yahooentertainment Tumblr live Q&A)

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cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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fridayshow:

Sarah x Lana

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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