ovaryfunny:

 

lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

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strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?